Well, libido is one of those things that sound quite exotic, like a cocktail, or something that you would ask for in a posh restaurant or in one of those very la-di-dah designer stores isn’t it.
“Do you have any libidinous sweaters in stock?”
That’s just reminded me of a guy I used to go out with who would break into sweat at the thought of a kiss, never mind the prospect of a lustful interaction. Sex with him would have been impossible as we would have been slipping all over the place. The thought of him, naked, panting and dripping all over me gave me the dry physical, in all respects. Maybe it’s his fault that I have trouble enabling this most basic human instinct and need someone who can tender my fossil and agitate it into frenzy.
“Do you have any libidinous sweaters in stock?”
That’s just reminded me of a guy I used to go out with who would break into sweat at the thought of a kiss, never mind the prospect of a lustful interaction. Sex with him would have been impossible as we would have been slipping all over the place. The thought of him, naked, panting and dripping all over me gave me the dry physical, in all respects. Maybe it’s his fault that I have trouble enabling this most basic human instinct and need someone who can tender my fossil and agitate it into frenzy.
Fantastic but you need to brush up on your spelling.
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